Puns

	I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
	Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
	I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
	There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
	A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
	It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
	He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
	Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
	It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
	There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.