Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Hank "The Gun" Smith Movie/videogame idea
>Primary ideas:
the star athlete is Hank "The Gun" Smith. He's like the Lebron James of the sport. Young, handsome, athletic, and has the patented special move where he shoots the duck in mid-air while putting the gun under his leg and winking at the duck as he fires the kill shot and decapatates the duck. HD slow motion technology will be used to watch the duck go limp and fall to the ground while the crowd cheers. uzis, machine guns and all types of ammo including "cop killer" bullets are welcomed. the auditorium will be equipped with bullet proof glass."
"i like all of these ideas. what is hank "the gun" smith's ethnic background?
i say he is of inuit lineage, originally from alaska, who's parents migrated down into seattle during the 60's. his father had been a professional wrestler and part time alcoholic. he used to wrestle polar bears and other arctic mammals until one day when he met his match and had his head bitten off. after that things were rough for the smiths. his mother became a prostitute, she would service lumberjacks, asian businessmen and young disenchanted suburban grunge rockers looking for a quick thrill. these young troubled youth were the first people to introduce hank to heroin.
he developed quite the habit while running with this crowd. however, he found that of all things, the heroin actually helped improve his skills as marksman on the slopes as he was surprisingly able to focus on the kill when on the drug. he started to gain some name recognition on the local circuit around seattle in the late 80's before the sport burst into the mainstream. in addition to his virtuoso skills as trained killer of animals. he also was part of the legendary, now defunct band "sideburns of satan". while performing he was known to bring animal carcassses on stage and light them on fire before throwing them into the crowd. after the shows it was said that he used to search out the lucky females in the audience who managed to catch and hold on to the pieces of these deceased animals and he would invite them back to his hotel room and proceed to have sexual intercourse with as many as 50 of them in a night. the overdose of bassist jessup rigondeaux caused the band to break up after a short lived but prolific career.
at this point, hank decided to return to the sport that loved..."
Jonathan: we should a comic of hank
i need to find someone who can draw creatively
me: yea def
who can draw tho?
Jonathan: ask around, pitch the idea
me: we can use google pics as the art
Jonathan: ppl who are down will want to do it lol
hahaha yeah
and we can write our own captions
4:34 PM i don't know if that's done before
me: like photoshop google pics
it might be the new hottest shit
Jonathan: we can even cast ourselves as side characters haha
jk
that's unnecessary
but we can do whatever we want
i dont have photoshop though
4:35 PM me: pics can come from blades of glory. i think chaz micael michaels is basically hank personified
just have to photoshop him on skiis with guns
that should be ez enuf
that guy from east bound and down could work too
Jonathan: and with hookers and drug paraphenalia
me: i think chaz is funnier tho
4:36 PM yea there are already pix like that with chaz
he's an alcoholic sex addict
its his cross to bear
Jonathan: hank will basically be the combination of every funny character ever
4:37 PM me: and raised by indians
yea
i'm optimistic about it
could really be sick
4:38 PM Jonathan: raised by indians and wolves
4:39 PM me: the lone wolf
chaz michael michaels rides alone
lqtm
Jonathan: yeah, that can be his other nickname
he's got a huge tattoo of a wolf on his chest
4:40 PM me: we can start by making a facebook page
http://www.myspace.com/chazzmichaelmichaels
or myspace
Jonathan: helllll yeah!
genius
4:41 PM let's make a fb page for him
it has to be completely out of control though
nothing about it can be serious
it needs to be the most extreme weird shit
4:42 PM me: totals
4:43 PM Jonathan: ask around if u know anyone who can draw well
we need to bring him to life
first we'll photoshop him up though
4:44 PM there are many angles we can take
hank the sportsman
hank the drug addict
hank the musician
hank the womanizer
hank and his family
hank and animals
wildlife
4:45 PM hank and his interactions with minorities, specif blacks
4:46 PM me: hank the sex addict
and alcoholic
Jonathan: hank in school
me: dad having his head bit off by polar bears is great too
while wrestling
Jonathan: hank and the law
me: hank as a kid
4:47 PM hank in prison
Jonathan: we can make at least 5 movies
yeah dude
lqtm
me: hank in the army
Jonathan: hank in vietnam
me: lqtm
Jonathan: hank on dead tour
4:48 PM me: lqtm
or phish tour
we need to keep up with current events
Jonathan: hell yeah
we'll never run out of ideas
me: make fun of phish
Jonathan: it's genius
haha yeah
4:49 PM he beats up hippies and steals their drugs
not to sell but to take
me: yea
and passes out in the middle of shakedown st
runs on stage
Jonathan: naked
or just with a skinned animal cloth
4:50 PM save this convo
the star athlete is Hank "The Gun" Smith. He's like the Lebron James of the sport. Young, handsome, athletic, and has the patented special move where he shoots the duck in mid-air while putting the gun under his leg and winking at the duck as he fires the kill shot and decapatates the duck. HD slow motion technology will be used to watch the duck go limp and fall to the ground while the crowd cheers. uzis, machine guns and all types of ammo including "cop killer" bullets are welcomed. the auditorium will be equipped with bullet proof glass."
"i like all of these ideas. what is hank "the gun" smith's ethnic background?
i say he is of inuit lineage, originally from alaska, who's parents migrated down into seattle during the 60's. his father had been a professional wrestler and part time alcoholic. he used to wrestle polar bears and other arctic mammals until one day when he met his match and had his head bitten off. after that things were rough for the smiths. his mother became a prostitute, she would service lumberjacks, asian businessmen and young disenchanted suburban grunge rockers looking for a quick thrill. these young troubled youth were the first people to introduce hank to heroin.
he developed quite the habit while running with this crowd. however, he found that of all things, the heroin actually helped improve his skills as marksman on the slopes as he was surprisingly able to focus on the kill when on the drug. he started to gain some name recognition on the local circuit around seattle in the late 80's before the sport burst into the mainstream. in addition to his virtuoso skills as trained killer of animals. he also was part of the legendary, now defunct band "sideburns of satan". while performing he was known to bring animal carcassses on stage and light them on fire before throwing them into the crowd. after the shows it was said that he used to search out the lucky females in the audience who managed to catch and hold on to the pieces of these deceased animals and he would invite them back to his hotel room and proceed to have sexual intercourse with as many as 50 of them in a night. the overdose of bassist jessup rigondeaux caused the band to break up after a short lived but prolific career.
at this point, hank decided to return to the sport that loved..."
Jonathan: we should a comic of hank
i need to find someone who can draw creatively
me: yea def
who can draw tho?
Jonathan: ask around, pitch the idea
me: we can use google pics as the art
Jonathan: ppl who are down will want to do it lol
hahaha yeah
and we can write our own captions
4:34 PM i don't know if that's done before
me: like photoshop google pics
it might be the new hottest shit
Jonathan: we can even cast ourselves as side characters haha
jk
that's unnecessary
but we can do whatever we want
i dont have photoshop though
4:35 PM me: pics can come from blades of glory. i think chaz micael michaels is basically hank personified
just have to photoshop him on skiis with guns
that should be ez enuf
that guy from east bound and down could work too
Jonathan: and with hookers and drug paraphenalia
me: i think chaz is funnier tho
4:36 PM yea there are already pix like that with chaz
he's an alcoholic sex addict
its his cross to bear
Jonathan: hank will basically be the combination of every funny character ever
4:37 PM me: and raised by indians
yea
i'm optimistic about it
could really be sick
4:38 PM Jonathan: raised by indians and wolves
4:39 PM me: the lone wolf
chaz michael michaels rides alone
lqtm
Jonathan: yeah, that can be his other nickname
he's got a huge tattoo of a wolf on his chest
4:40 PM me: we can start by making a facebook page
http://www.myspace.com/
or myspace
Jonathan: helllll yeah!
genius
4:41 PM let's make a fb page for him
it has to be completely out of control though
nothing about it can be serious
it needs to be the most extreme weird shit
4:42 PM me: totals
4:43 PM Jonathan: ask around if u know anyone who can draw well
we need to bring him to life
first we'll photoshop him up though
4:44 PM there are many angles we can take
hank the sportsman
hank the drug addict
hank the musician
hank the womanizer
hank and his family
hank and animals
wildlife
4:45 PM hank and his interactions with minorities, specif blacks
4:46 PM me: hank the sex addict
and alcoholic
Jonathan: hank in school
me: dad having his head bit off by polar bears is great too
while wrestling
Jonathan: hank and the law
me: hank as a kid
4:47 PM hank in prison
Jonathan: we can make at least 5 movies
yeah dude
lqtm
me: hank in the army
Jonathan: hank in vietnam
me: lqtm
Jonathan: hank on dead tour
4:48 PM me: lqtm
or phish tour
we need to keep up with current events
Jonathan: hell yeah
we'll never run out of ideas
me: make fun of phish
Jonathan: it's genius
haha yeah
4:49 PM he beats up hippies and steals their drugs
not to sell but to take
me: yea
and passes out in the middle of shakedown st
runs on stage
Jonathan: naked
or just with a skinned animal cloth
4:50 PM save this convo
7 minutes
4:58 PM me: def
i could try doing some sketches
4:59 PM Jonathan: dooo it
make him as ridic as possible
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